Amusing conversation

I saw this in the comments to an article on Digg and thought it was pretty darn funny:

Person 1: 1996 called, they want their material back.
Person 2: 2006 called... i think they wanted their "1996 called" joke back.
Person 1: oh ya? well the jerk store called, they're runnin' out of you!
Person 2: What's the difference, you're their biggest seller!
Person 1: oh yeah well i had sex with your wife.