Happy "Most Miserable Day of the Year" Day!
(Written in the style of www.girlsarepretty.com, it's just so fitting).
Today is January 22nd. The daylight is short, the temperatures are frigid, snow has been on the ground for as long as you can remember and there's a couple months more of it to come. Your Christmas credit card bills are due, your children and family have all left to go back to their lives, and you have no events in the near future left to plan for. Even "studies" have shown today, January 22nd, to be the most miserable day of the year.
Happy "Most Miserable Day of the Year" day!